Planned Parenthood to the rescue!

Planned Parenthood "helps" hurricane victims with free morning-after pills

First of all, how many people do they really think will need to utilize this freebie? Maybe I'm not reading the right newspapers, but I haven't been hearing anything about the rampant sexual intercourse occurring in the non-air-conditioned shelters with no drinking water or lights. But maybe Planned Parenthood is thinking that with all the victims worrying over the loss of their homes, the whereabouts of loved ones, their grieving over deaths of family members, the stress of surrounding violence, rioting, and looting, the health scare arising due to unsanitary conditions, and the millions of other problems facing them at this moment, that the victims may also be wondering where in the heck they can get some lovin' in as well.

I can see it now. Along with the miles of cars driving out of New Orleans with evacuess, the cars driving in to New Orleans with families searching for ways to help loved ones, with the medi-vans and helicopters rushing in with food, water, medical supplies, and volunteer workers, HERE COMES THE PLANNED PARENTHOOD VAN WITH FREE MORNING AFTER PILLS! I bet the victims are thinking, "Yes, we are saved! Never mind the bottled water, diapers, clothing, transportation, ice, or even some money to aid local emergency agencies. Give us our birth control!" Well done, Planned Parenthood, well done!