Tag #3

Martha, Martha called me on to this meme, and I call upon Julie D., Alex, and Elena to join in. If you've alread done it, that's OK. I've been off the computer for a few days due to my husband's ENTIRE family being in town so I haven't had time to surf around and check out who has done this.

The game consists of answering five questions and then tagging three blogger friends to answer five questions. I can also add three categories.

The questions are: "If I could be a scientist...If I could be a farmer...If I could be a musician...If I could be a doctor...If I could be a painter...If I could be a gardener...If I could be a missionary...If I could be a chef...If I could be an architect...If I could be a linguist...If I could be a psychologist...If I could be a librarian...If I could be an athlete...If I could be a lawyer...If I could be an inn-keeper...If I could be a professor...If I could be a writer...If I could be a llama-rider...If I could be a bonnie pirate...If I could be an astronaut...If I could be a world famous blogger...If I could be a justice on any one court in the world...If I could be married to any current famous political figure...If I could be an Office Supply Salesman...If I could be a Dog-show judge...If I could be a Coal Miner...if i could be a baker...if i could be a comedian...if i could be a monk...if I could be a clothing designer...If I could be a nanny...If I could be a guest on the Oprah show.

If I could be a librarian I would read as many books as I can and come up with a way to devise a "personality test" of sorts to match particular people with genres of books, authors, subjects, etc. Because I encounter SO MANY people who say that "they don't like to read", and I just find that too hard to believe. I don't think they don't like to read; I think they just haven't found the books that they would like to read yet. It sometimes takes a lot of reading to find those special books.

And I would make sure to find clever ways to mess with the computers on those guys who go to the libraries to look at porn and take them to chastity sites instead.

If I could be a clothing designer, I would figure out a way to design clothes for short people with chubby bodies and short torsos who can't find a single darn thing to wear whenever they go shopping because all the clothes out there are made for tall, skinny people with small busts; and all the petite clothes are for short people who are also petite in weight, and the rest have to just search through racks of clothing trying depserately to find something that might possibly make them look like something other than a munchkin (not that I have personal experience with this or anything...)

If I could be an inkeeper, I would make check-in time at 12:00 and check-out time at 3:00, instead of the other way around like it is now. I would also make sure to throuoghly wash and possibly bleach and disinfect every single sheet, bedspread, and pillowcase in between every single guest (how's that John?)

If I could be a guest on the Oprah show, I would make really really sure I got a make-over out of it. I am sorry, but she has the best make-over people doing her shows, be it for clothing, hair, make-up, or home decor.

If I could be a world-famous blogger, I would make sure to tell everyone to watch Veronica Mars because it is truly one of the best shows on television; even all the critics say so. This past season it was on Tuesday nights at 9:00 p.m. on UPN, but it looks like it will be moved to Wednesday nights at 9:00 next season (and will unfortunately be up against Lost in its new timeslot; TiVo's and VCR's people!) However, UPN will be re-running the show throughout the summer and the season 1 dvd will be realeased in September. So, keep your eyes open. Get a clue! Watch Veronica Mars.